K. J. Garnet is the pseudonym of writing partners, Kelly and Jenni. This is our first blog post. This is also a typical conversation.
J: What are we going to do for our title? How about “the dynamic duo strikes again!” (*waves hand in sweeping flourish*)
K: The Dynamic Duo Writes Again?
J: The Dynamic Duo Writes
J: Maybe it needs to be in a different tense?
K: This entire thing should be our first post into the insight of our
writing minds partnership , may god have mercy on their souls. Our poor readers.
J: It would show what it’s like to write as a team…
K: Or what not to do when writing as a team…
J: No one is going to be interested in this, we need to be more entertaining.
K: (*tap dances*)
J: No, I don’t think that’s going to do it. You don’t really know how to tap dance, do you?
K: (mutters) Shut up. Oh wait, was that my outside voice?
J: We share a brain cell, so I hear everything you think anyway. No use hiding it.
K: I feel sorry for you and get better soon.
J: Is it long enough yet, do we have enough content?
K: Yes, it’ll do. We have to get going on plotting book 3.
(after viewing the post) K: We should put in the top of this post a little explanation showing that we’re two writers and what it’s like on any typical day we’re not actually working.
J: (*starts to write at top of post before being stopped by K, who thought she meant a little italicized epigraph-type thing. J continues to add it to the body of the post because this is what it’s like in the real world. And then italicized it.*)